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kyuuta:

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oh wOw an albino hyena

wait

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what

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wait a fucking second you little shit, you’re the same color as him

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you are albino

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you are fukcing albino

Gosh my lionesses are making me sb broke -_- I hate my own male so much that I won’t even let him touch one of them

forever alione

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Wait, if you’re both twerking at each other, isn’t that just sex?
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its kind of annoying when unbreedable lionesses go into heat. ur too old. stop that

meemaw gon’ enjoy her golden years and you just best get used to that

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Can you still feed, hunt with, and breed your lioness when she is dead?
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How do I complain about a lioness ?
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I made a hard candy version of the protagonist from my book and now i am eating it.

oh.

now if only amateur writers would put half as much effort into their actual plots and characterization as they do into this kind of weird pointless shit

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risarodil:

Pixar Quote Posters 7/10: Brave
If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?

risarodil:

Pixar Quote Posters 7/10: Brave

If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?

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Miniature sculptures by Isaac Cordal

Mexico

absolutely lovely

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bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

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gryffinpoor:

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squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

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In French, the words deja reve literally translate into “already dream(ed)” and the words deja vu translate into “already seen” 

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In French, the words deja reve literally translate into “already dream(ed)” and the words deja vu translate into “already seen” 

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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you gotta be Hannah about life

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As Jamie Lee Curtis explains, hurt people hurt people…

An anti-bullying video which tells us all something important about dealing with bullies. And not becoming them.

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